hellallamerican:

wait! before you go, let me give you the Cowboy’s Goodbye *kisses you passionately. with tongue.*

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egberts:

morning: we need to commit to cooking at home. no more fast food, no more ordering in

evening: ……………. what if we were bad

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missouri-and-woe:

kragehund-est:

kragehund-est:

naming one of my dogs “straight” and the other “gary” to demonstrate to the world we can all get along by playing and cuddling. and end homophobia.

i mean gay

“is he straight or is he y'know *makes vague gesture* gary”

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